i was driving to work the other day and saw a really cute house. the only thing uncute about it was the storm cellar in the side yard. the first word that popped into my mind was creepy. so this got me to thinking about other creepy things and i came up with a few things i find creepy.
1. storm cellars - lived in a house w/one and my brothers would scare us by threatening to throw us in. plus they always seem to be dark and cobwebby.
2. clowns - 'nuff said
3. spiders/snakes and other crawly bugs - i can squash them but it still creeps me out.
4. old women in hair rollers at the grocery store - i always see these women in rollers. do they ever take them out? or just keep them rolled. you don't see this very often anymore...thank you Jesus.
5. a storm cellar filled with spiders, snakes, crawly bugs, clowns and old women in hair rollers. now that would be creepy.
I am right there with you on everything but the rollers...
ReplyDeleteYou know what else is creepy?
people who talk to themselves in store aisles.
not stuff like, "Oh yeah! pickles!"
but stuff like, "schmurgle, (snort) gnuffle"
THOSE people creep me out!
you are so stinkin hilarious!
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