today at lunch we were talking about funny things our kids have done and it got me to thinking of the funny things squirt did when she was little. so here is a small list of some of the funnier things she has said or done.
- when she was about 18 months old i found her sticking christmas lights in her nose. she looked a little like rudolph.
- i had a very hard time keeping things out of her mouth. every diaper change was an adventure. here is a small sampling of the things i have found in her diaper. money (dimes, pennies, nickels, and quarters), nuts and bolts, a bologna string, a mop string (ewww-gross), buttons and i have had to call poison control twice because of things she swallowed or put in her mouth.
- she would strip down to nothing whenever i wasn't looking. caught her several times heading for the back door naked or in the backyard naked. nature girl.
- in the first grade she got so upset with me because i didn't get her teacher a candle for christmas. she came home wailing "i've never been so embarrassed why did you get my teacher noodles and rags". i made the mistake of getting her teacher a christmas dish towel and christmas pasta in a pretty canister.
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